Monthly Archive for August, 2008

The stuff that goes through my head sometimes

On my way back to work from lunch I saw a reporter and cameraman waiting in front of a coffee shop, and that got the little hamster wheel in my brain spinning at a mighty clip.

You know how during a high-profile court hearing, a bunch of reporters and photographers hang out in front of the courthouse waiting for the accused to emerge? And when he comes out, flanked by his lawyers and family, face hidden with his jacket, the press give chase?

You can probably see where I’m going with this. Get together a few buddies, put on suits, and go view the trial. Then, just before Mister-Innocent-Until-Proven-Guilty makes his hasty exit, spring the trap. Make sure to have another friend with a video camera on hand to capture the expressions on the reporter’s faces when the defendant’s doppelgänger reveals himself. Instant YouTube stardom!

I can’t have been the first person to come up with this idea. Anyone know if this has been done?

Cuil’s “Safe Search”: not so safe

Have you heard of Cuil? It’s a new search engine developed by some former Google employees. They claim to index three times more web pages than any other search engine.

My experience with it so far has been less than positive. One of the features of their search engine is to display images next to their search results. When I do a search on my own name, one of the images is of a gentleman who has just finished, uh, manually pleasuring himself. And this is with “Safe Search” turned on. See for yourself. (NSFW) This image has since been removed.

According to an article in The Register, I’m not the only one whose search results have been given the pornographic treatment. A VP at Cuil is blaming “heavy traffic” for the problem. All the same, I think I’ll stick with Google for now.