I am FORCING myself to write in my blog. It is stagnating. People won’t want to come here if there’s never anything to read. Not that many would want to come here anyways. All that I write about is boring stuff. Like, how I hurt my foot jogging on Wednesday and had a tensor bandage on it for a few days and that helped, but now it does a weird creaking thing when I move it in a certain way, and it’s not like I twisted it or anything, I was just jogging and it started to hurt! Am I a feeb, or do I need new shoes?
“But Ryan,” you shout, “that’s what you’re supposed to write about!”
Well, you may be right. But these days the blogs I find myself reading the most are blogs about web design and technology and stuff. I want to have one of those blogs. An informative blog. Maybe I should start a new blog. An informative one.
The problem is, that would be a lot of work.
Well no, it wouldn’t be a lot of work. It would be some work, to be sure. In fact, with the time and effort it’s taken to write this post, I could be well on the way to having an informative blog.
Ok, this post isn’t going so well. Maybe I should start again.
Then again, this is just to keep my blog from stagnating, right? Quantity over quality! Look at all the words I’ve written!
Ok, I’m going to say something informative. Right now, right here, in this very blog post.
*clears throat*
OK, here goes.
If you find yourself being electrocuted by your bass amp, be sure to take apart the electrical plug. You may find that the ground wire has become disconnected. You might even discover that the hot and neutral wires on the amplifier plug have been reversed all along, which can’t help.
Thank you for your attention.
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2 responses to “frogs”
know what? I know that last bit will actually come in handy some day. Due the random nature of the comment, I know for a fact that it will stick in my mind b/c that’s how my mind works… or doesn’t work properly – which ever it is, I still manage to get by. So one day, when I am electrocuted, I will think back to a time when I read your blog and thought: “wow, now that’s a bit of randomness that could be of use,” and I will know the reason I was shocked. So thank YOU for your tip of the week.
as for your foot – it just ain’t right. Either get new shoes or amputate… Cheers!
I should point out that the hot and neutral wires were not in fact reversed. Black is hot, white is neutral. I always get those mixed up.